If we all pull together...

... maybe we can:

Restore Stephen - fucking - Baldwin!


Because he talks about god, give him money!
He filed for bankruptcy because secular-monkey-ass Hollywood made him be 2 1/2 million dollhairs in debt.


Also... he has a Hannah Montana Tattoo on his left shoulder and thus might need 2 1/2 million $ + a Tattoo removal. 
(I couldn't make this shit up if I tried really hard AND/OR had Stephen Baldwin's drug-dealer)