This is why I'm in a band

Probability of my jacket being stolen in a club: 15%

Probability of my iPod falling out of the stolen jacket's pocket: 5%

Probability of one of my three friends left finding my iPod - without knowing it was stolen - in a club with 400 people: 0.75%

Them figuring out it's my iPod because songs from my band are on it: Fucking Awesome.